August 24, 2005

Pat Robertson Clarifies His Anti-Eric Chavez Stand

Posted by Philip Michaels at 06:27 PM in The Athletics

Continuing our ongoing effort to deliberately misread news headlines, we update yesterday’s Pat Robertson Calls on US to Kill Chavez story:

I didn’t say ‘assassination.’ I said our special forces should ‘take him out.’ And ‘take him out’ can be a number of things…”

Wait… so now Pat Robertson wants to date Eric Chavez? He knows Chavy’s a married man, right? And a new father to boot?

Man, that Pat Robertson is one freaky cat…

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