August 25, 2005
That’s Telekinesis, Homes!
So apparently, the mere threat of me writing mean things about the A’s has inspired Oakland to snap out of its offensive funk. The A’s have now scored 20 runs in their last two games after scoring 24 runs in their previous 10 games.
Naturally, I take full credit. I’m like that chick in Firestarter who could use her freaky mind powers to…. um… do some thing or another. I’m not really sure. I never saw the movie. Anyhow — that’s me. The power to do stuff… with my mind!
So naturally, I suggest that Oakland keep up its winning ways. You people have seen the horrible mental powers I have at the ready.
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But can you kill a yak from 200 yards away?
With MIND BULLETS?????????
No, can't do that. Sorry. But how about the power of flight? How does that grab you?
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