Idiots Write About Sports

As mtvcdm points out in the comments of yesterday’s Hack-O-Meter update: another day, another tedious Fake Quote column.
Let’s go to that tote board, shall we?
David Wells is Fat! o 6
iI Hate the Yankeesi references o 4
Fake Quote columns o 3
Steve Bartman references o 3
Grady Little references o 2
References to the Oakland Athleticsi poor fundamentals o 2
Derisive references to Alex Rodriguez as iCapini o 1
Derisive references to Tom Hicks o 1
Fake Quote column, closing fast! This race is going to be tighter than the one in the AL West.