Let me explain the incredibly funny, sad, occasionally venomous piece over on Waiting for Boof.
No, there is too much. Let me sum up:
“It’s time to invite the Boston and Chicago teams over for a pity party. Put a pot of coffee on, because the White Sox are going to bore us with some story about how their dad never taught them how to shave, or something.”
“They would have been eliminated by the Marlins in five, regardless if the Marlins made the playoffs or not.”
“Polish for looks much, much worse in retrospect.”
“The Rockies are a joke. No, that’s not true, because people like jokes.”
Just go read the whole thing.
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