Idiots Write About Sports

All right, kids, it’s time to play the exciting new game… Count the Fake Quote Columns Written by Jim Caple.
[Count von Count voice]One… one fake quote column! Two… two fake quote columns! Ah, ah ah![/Count von Count voice]
Seriously, Jim… that’s, like, four Fake Quote columns in less than a week. Have you simply decided to stop trying? I mean, I realize it’s easier to just write pretend things, but you owe it to your fan to at least mix it up a little. Throw in a “Moises Alou pees on his hands” joke… just to keep us on our toes.
David Wells is Fat! o 6
Fake Quote columns o 5
iI Hate the Yankeesi references o 4
Steve Bartman references o 3
Grady Little references o 2
References to the Oakland Athleticsi poor fundamentals o 2
Derisive references to Alex Rodriguez as iCapini o 1
Derisive references to Tom Hicks o 1