Idiots Write About Sports

Overhead on Southern California sports-talk radio as I drove across the highways and byways of Playa Del Rey, looking for a store open late on Thanksgiving evening that also sold bags of ice:
“The Clippers are my drug!” — shouted by enthusiastic young man, without a hint of irony
At last, a form of drug abuse that even glue sniffers and toad lickers can look down upon.