From our Department of Unintentionally Amusing Roster Moves: the Boston Red Sox have signed Wade Miller to a one-year contract. Along with Kevin Millar and Bill Mueller, this means the Sox are one-eighth of the way toward fielding a roster composed entirely of Millers.
Oh why oh why did Damian Miller have to sign with the Brewers? Damnit, Epstein, you have to make that deal right now.
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And don't forget, they'll later have to trade stadiums with Milwaukee so they can play in Miller Park.
But only if they hire Gary Miller as their play-by-play announcer.