Idiots Write About Sports

Continuing our ongoing effort to deliberately misread news headlines, we update yesterday’s Pat Robertson Calls on US to Kill Chavez story:

I didn’t say ‘assassination.’ I said our special forces should ‘take him out.’ And ‘take him out’ can be a number of things…”

Wait… so now Pat Robertson wants to date Eric Chavez? He knows Chavy’s a married man, right? And a new father to boot?
Man, that Pat Robertson is one freaky cat…