Idiots Write About Sports

So today ABC/ESPN and NASCAR made an 8-year TV deal.
So when you notice that over the next year SportsCenter seems to be covering NASCAR a bit more than they used to, just remember: SportsCenter is legitimate journalism. ESPN would never, ever choose its coverage based on its network’s promotional priorities.
By the way, is SportsCenter still on? I stopped watching once ESPN signed the NBA — er, I mean, once the NBA rapidly become so popular that ESPN had to make the news judgment to cover it endlessly.
Cough.