Idiots Write About Sports

1. We both have smokin’ hot wives.
2. I am a fan of Chelsea. And Tiger? Well, according to the Associated Press:

Didier Drogba spun and scored on a rising 20-yard shot late in the first half Sunday, leading Chelsea past Liverpool 1-0 in an English Premier League game attended by Tiger Woods.
Woods led the cheers from a front-row seat at Chelsea’s Stamford Bridge stadium. He is competing in the upcoming Ryder Cup in Ireland and is a friend and golf partner of Chelsea striker Andriy Shevchenko.

3. Woods is, of course, a pretty good golfer. And me? I once holed out for 100+ yards on the par-4 ninth at Bodega Harbor to save par. That no one witnessed this momentous turn of events or that did not stop my final score to be somewhere in the triple digits should, in no way, diminish my achievement.
Tiger Woods and I should totally hang out together.